I just got an email from Schmapters (why be coy... we all know I mean Chapters, Canada's largest retailer of books and bath products) (and yoga mats). The subject line reads: you could be reading on a beach in Jamaica.
You know the wisdom which says that the dream is often better than reality? That's how I feel about this email. I was briefly transported to warm sandy beaches, lovely tall drinks with paper umbrellas in, an unending supply of just the right books, and the absolutely perfect bathing suit.
I deleted the message.
If you don't understand, you must be a man.