Reading socks!
Who knew there was such a thing as reading socks? I certainly did not, but the moment I opened the email from Canada's Monster Book-n-Bath Store and saw the promotional ad showing super cute socks branded as "Reading Socks" I realized the world has been in very serious need of them.
Ok, perhaps that is an overstatement. I have been in very serious need of them. I like reading. I like socks. Especially soft and cozy socks to wear instead of slippers around the house. To have socks just for reading, well, that's a brilliant notion. There are already specially designed socks for other activities: running, hiking, and those really short ones to wear with heels.
These, from the BnB Store have cute designs and are lined with faux sheerling. Doesn't that sound amazingly soft and cozy?
Just as I was about to impulsively click the "purchase this item you don't really need for far too much money even though it's on sale" button, I opened the product information box to discover these are high maintenance reading accessories. They must be hand washed in cold water and laid flat to dry! Can you imagine hand washing your socks? I hope you're laughing at the idea.
I haven't given up on the dream of reading socks, however. I plan to hit the dollar store for a pair of their $2.00 fuzzy socks, and keep them solely (ha ha) for the very special occasion of a lazy afternoon with a good book and a pot of tea.
Reading socks... that's a new one on me! I was going to ask if they came in different lengths - for short stories, novellas, or full novels - or in bulk for anthologies. Then I thought about poetry and was completely stumped as to what sort of bad joke I could make. I guess there's no rhyme or reason to it all.
ReplyDeleteThat was very funny! Well done, K.
DeleteBut of course the socks should match the sort of reading being undertaken... it only makes sense. Good call.