Don't ask... it seemed perfectly rational at the time.
We will embark on our Near and Narrow tour in an old chip truck. We will probably toss fritters into the crowd (fries, too if things go well financially). Don't worry, we've thought of the law suits. We'll post signs at our venues that say:
Caution, items thrown from the stage may be hot.
The Fretted Fritters assume no responsibility for dry cleaning costs; wear white at your own risk.
We've found a hole in the recording market (where fried food hits the road with women who tend to worry too much). This is an untapped niche. We'll make millions! (of heart burn victims) Musical ability is not relevant. We may not even bring instruments. But we expect David Letterman to call any time now.
Thanks for the laugh, Miss Sarah. We're definitely on to something!