There are very serious discussions happening all around me. I know, because I read your blogs, your articles, your websites. I help to moderate a Catholic chat room, and we had a fairly heavy debate on Marian devotions about an hour ago. I participated in a staff development day today at work, in which weighty matters were addressed such as our ageing population, renovations, and coping with stress.
And yet, I am taking a break from that to tell you that my new deodorant - which seemed perfectly harmless when I chose it from among many on the shelves in the drug store - is giving me a headache because it stinks. Oh, it is effective - though it was very hot today, I haven't shed a drop in that area. But it smells something awful, when it is supposed to smell like ocean breezes or fruits of the forest or something. It's a heavy, musky scent, and it's wafting from under my arms. How embarrassing.
Dear Personal Hygiene Product Making People,
Women are not supposed to smell like cheap magazine perfume strips in the under arm area. A nice light baby powder scent would be more than enough.
Thank you very much.
PS, can I get a refund for a used-only-once stick of deodorant?