Librarian Tess is different from Civilian Tess. Librarian Tess adores Pinterest for the wonderful craft ideas for her storytimes. Civilian Tess abhors the thought of yet another account to keep accurate, up-to-the-minute, and interesting.
Civilian Tess believes that every person with a valid library card should be allowed to print. Librarian Tess has no real problem with this in theory, but in practice wishes that people with the plague would not cough all over their money before handing it to her to pay for said printing. She's almost willing to pay for all of New Town's printing from her own paycheque so she doesn't have to handle the germ riddled cash. Almost.
(Librarian Tess would also like a hazmat suit to wear at the end of the day when she has to log off the public use computers. She sees what y'all do while at those keyboards, people. It's not pretty!)
Librarian Tess applauds the new, inclusive, enlightened standards of public libraries that permit people to talk - out loud - and to eat and drink within the library environs. Civilian Tess is a conservative, old fashioned, pickle, and would rather people enjoyed their fries at home before browsing through the expensive art history collection.
There is more to be said, but Librarian Tess has to get back to work. She's packing hand sanitizer.