Did you notice a sudden flash of unearthly white palor today? Were you frightened by its startling whiteness?
I do apologize. It was my legs. I am bare-legged and unsocked for the first time today since I don't remember when. I ought to have sent out an advisory, I know, giving you all a chance to prepare yourselves with sunglasses, or at least closing the drapes.
I hope there was no irreparable damage.